Thursday, August 11, 2022

House of Gill, Review of Gucci

 

Gillipedia Official Rating: Lady Gucci tries to save the day

Score: 6/10


          Do I care about Gucci? No, not really. Was I aware that there was a dramatic familial Italian drama behind the story of the company? Not in the slightest. And going into this film, I wasn’t shaking at the bits to learn the history. But when I see Lady Gaga and Adam Driver are being directed by Ridley Scott—that catches my interest. I feel like the marketing really oiled up the star-studded cast hoping to drag them along to the finish line of an Oscar-baity checker flag. This film has the stars and the budget and the conceit of being based on a real life story. So if you took a peak at the score above, why is the end result muddled and ultimately pretty meh?

          Well, it’s not because of Gaga. Following up her Oscar-nominated performance (where she should’ve won) from A Star is Born, Gaga shines as Patrizia, an Italian who tries to fit in with social classes above her while working for her father’s humble transportation business. The first third of the film is following her around as she meets the shy Maurizio played by one of this generation’s best talents in Adam Driver. He hopes of becoming a lawyer and doesn’t flaunt his Gucci family’s wealth. Patrizia clearly makes most of the moves in the relationship, and that balance of her ambition and his quiet intellect makes a solid couple. Holding back from a range of golf puns, Jeremy Irons plays Driver’s father. He considers Patrizia to be a bogey match for his son, and when Maurizio talks of marrying the girl, Irons boots him off the green and forces him into the bunker. Undeterred by his father’s disowning, Driver makes his way to Patrizia’s house to ask for her hand in marriage as well as a job at her father’s business.

          If the first third focuses on the stars’ relationship, the second act is Patrizia slowly inserting Maurizio back into the high-end clothing family business and thus getting herself involved as well. Irons’ brother is played by Pacino who instantly takes a liking to Patrizia and tells her to come visit the store in New York. While Pacino has a strong grip on the business, he has also come to terms with his bumbling son Paolo played by an unrecognizable Jared Leto. While most of the cast either embraces a subtle Italian accent or honestly doesn’t make an effort, Leto goes full-on Super Mario Bros. mama mia I uh cannota believa you coulda do this toa me! with his accent. And honestly, I’m here for it. Yes, it’s the clear comedic relief and brazenly over-the-top, but the contrast from the serious acting from everyone else is actually welcome.

          That’s enough for now about the story. Let’s discuss execution. Because aside from Leto, this movie over two and a half hours plays too much into family drama without being nearly as compelling as other Italian families like say The Godfather or any number of Scorcese films. But it also has an occasional inkling to think it is also a comedy, or at least it wants to insert enough comedic elements to pass the runtime along. There are moments that maybe are played for laughs? I’m honestly not sure or if the pacing and delivery of lines was just a little weird for serious dialogue.

          Outside of the film’s inability to hone in on a genre, it sadly also suffers from story. I think Gaga’s rise into the family business with her husband there as the bloodline name is pretty good overall. And we get about an hour and fifteen minutes worth of that content. If you’re not familiar with the story, you may have seen Salma Hayek also make an appearance in one scene and thought that was a bit weird—probably could’ve left that on the chopping block. Only, to actually tell the story of Gucci, it turns out the film has to pivot into new territory. The film is forced to change its pathway narratively due to the real-life circumstances, so after the halfway mark, House of Gucci really starts going downhill. Patrizia drives a wedge between Maurizio and his family, and he in turn becomes more and more obsessed with wealth and his newfound interest of behaving however he so chooses. What was built up over the first half feels thrown to the wayside a bit; I won’t say why, but it feels more like they were forced to reach the end point of the story rather than having the characters naturally progress toward the conclusion.

          The end result of Gucci has interesting criminal undertones and how the stars are ultimately involved; however, how we get to this point is disjointed among how this story is told. Combine that with a confused tone and it leaves a slightly sour taste in your mouth. But Gaga and a subtle Driver both shine. The makeup and hair people on Gaga alone deserve an Oscar, and the production design of this glamorous family is quite engaging to watch. Leto is wonderfully bizarre, and the characters overall are varied in their personalities. There’s parts to appreciate, but the end result isn’t altogether satisfying. When you don’t rise to the level of the Oscars when that is the clear intent, the film falls flat. House of Gucci ends up being par for the course. There it is, one last golf pun.