Gillipedia Official Rating: Take it from me, don’t think about this movie, and you’ll enjoy it just fine
Okay, so let’s think about this. For
whatever reason, present day is 2022. Why not make it present day… in 2021?
That would also give you a clean 30 year time jump because the future takes
place in 2051. But I’m getting ahead of myself. This Amazon Prime exclusive
film is advertised as a big blockbuster as they compete with Netflix to throw
millions upon millions of dollars into production costs. The story is that
soldiers from the future travel back and interrupt a soccer match—presumably the
FIFA World Cup since it’s 2022—and talk of peace and prosperity to come and
there’s no worries or a care in the world. Just kidding, it’s actually just
impending doom stuff. They're losing a war against an alien race, and they
created a machine that travels back and forth between their present time and
2022 in the hopes of recruiting humanity to help in the… tomorrow war.
As for the very opening of the movie,
it literally looks like the first draft to Guardians of the Galaxy as
Chris Pratt is sucked into the sky in some poor effects and falls down into an
apocalyptic city—a prelude to what’s to come 30 minutes from now. I will give
props for the fact that the movie sets up the plot and themes relatively
quickly so that we can get to the alien butt-kicking action.
After the future soldiers arrive, we
flash forward a couple of months to our hero Pratt teaching high school
science. It’s hard to motivate the kids while chaos ensues throughout the world
over how to help the future and the fact that nothing matters since the world
ends in a couple decades anyways. Pratt soon receives news that he is getting drafted
into the tomorrow war, and he heads to their agency without much of a choice.
He is paraded around and gets some questions answered, but most soldiers
hardly talk to him as they busily conduct tests on him to see if he qualifies
for their program. They inform him that people who have already died before the
war even started are eligible to be drafted. And very fairly, Pratt is in a
frenzy as he learns that he dies in the near future and they respond by not
telling him anything about it. Not cool, future peeps.
So yeah, future dead people are
eligible to help the future dying people. They insert a tracking device, and
give Pratt 24 hours to get his affairs in order before he’s sent off for
training for the war. Once he gets sent over, if he survives for 7 days, he
will automatically be sent back to 2022 to resume his life. As far as a
drafting process for a desperate war, it seems pretty logical to me. Pratt
heads back home and his wife worries about him because the survival rates are
close to only 30%, he visits his father played by the great J.K. Simmons that
he had previously cut ties with, but most critically, he spends time with his elementary-age
daughter. Simmons wasn’t around much for Pratt, so humanity’s survival comes
second to Pratt’s motivation of wanting to return so that his daughter has a
father.
Most of the soldiers sent back to 2022
are pretty young, and most draftees are on the older side to help ensure there
isn’t crossover in these people having met in the future. Pratt turns out to be
a very solid choice as the lead because it has some of the more serious
elements of an alien war like Edge of Tomorrow or Battle: Los Angeles,
but his draft class buddies are aging, middle class workers, so they are
rightfully so assigned to comedic side roles and Pratt is able to add his own
flair in with them. Sam Richardson from the show Veep is particularly
effective, and Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24 and Brooklyn Nine-Nine
rounds it out. There’s also the super serious Dorian now already on his third
tour, and once I saw him, I thought to myself that he seemed like a discount
Aldis Hodge. Then, the credits rolled around after the film (as they do), and I
saw the name Edwin Hodge, so turns out discount Aldis Hodge is actually just
his brother.
Their training gets cut short, and
they get thrust into the line of duty. And then some error (never explained)
occurs, and the time jump process malfunctions. Instead of a smooth transition,
all soldiers are propelled into the river of time and we now return to the
opening shot of the film where everyone is falling out of the skies. There’s a
neat brutal shot of some people clipping buildings and helplessly falling to their
deaths. There’s some tension from the angle of the shot as it looks like Pratt might
miss a rooftop pool that he’s aiming to land, but he narrowly gets it. Even
though this pool on a good day can’t be more than 12 feet deep and he would
still be crushed. Even though after he lands in the pool someone falls in after
and rams into him and that should also kill him. Or at least severely concuss
him. But he gets out with ease since he’s the hero. Yes, this is a movie about
time travel and aliens and I’m over here complaining about a rooftop pool in
Miami.
Pratt receives radio communication
from a future colonel, and he takes a leadership role (fair enough, they
explain that he led a squad in Afghanistan) in proceeding with their mission.
There’s a group of scientists in a nearby building with important vials that
they are tasked with retrieving. The following scene is one of the best in the
film. In fashion of something like World War Z, 28 Days Later, or
even A Quiet Place, genuine tension is created as they try navigating
through stairwells in a building knowing full well that aliens are on their
tail and they don’t know how powerful these creatures may be.
A little after this scene, RVs are
sent in to the rescue the team. There’s a shot of the team with smiles all
around and cheering as the RVs blast into sight. And then the next shot is
aliens ramming and destroying the vehicles, and it cuts back to show the shock
and disappointment from the team. It feels mindlessly dumb. In this same sequence,
there’s also slo-mo shots where director Chris McKay (The Lego Batman Movie)
tries to channel his inner Zack Snyder. And I don’t think I give Snyder enough
props. He absolutely over uses slow-mo, but it’s undeniable how cinematic and
artistically staged the shots are. They’re stylish and excessive, but in this
movie it just feels unnecessary.
Now that you have a decent grip on the
early stages of the film, let’s talk plot holes. First and foremost, as Pratt
and his daughter (Pratt brat) are watching soccer, he explains to her that
those players are the best in the world. I would like to point out that I am
not in this film. So this statement is clearly incorrect.
Here’s something that I’ll give props
for and then immediately take back. Props: in the beginning they do a decent
job of explaining things. Like, someone asks why not send the 2022 people to
say 2048 before the war starts and warn everyone then. But they describe the
flow of time as like a constantly flowing river, so they can send people back
the 30 years, but time is still moving forward in that timeline as well as the
present 2051 year where they’ve nearly lost the war. Doesn’t explain the fact
that it brings them back to 2022 for whatever reason, but that’s okay. But one
thing I wanted to give props for was a conversation about how the people being
drafted are all dead by the time the youngling soldiers are born so that they
don’t know each other. But they quickly break that rule after they jump forward
into the war.
The week timeline works logistically,
but they don’t know how to use it properly at all. Pratt teams up with the
colonel in the future in trying to find a way to beat the aliens. They find a
possible serum, but they have to test hundreds of iterations to find the right
mixture that will be effective against the aliens. Which the colonel
single-handedly undertakes. They explain that she has a degree from I think MIT
in genetic research, but I don’t believe that it’s nearly enough time. Or that
only one person would be working on the testing.
And probably the biggest plot hole I
thought of is this. So the alien war has been going on for a couple years by
the time the movie rolls around. That means that they were able to create a
machine for time travel. But in the time it took to build this machine, you’re
telling me they couldn’t find a viable solution against the aliens? One that
Pratt by the way ends up helping discover in under a week’s time? I will have
none of it. None of it I tell you!
Let’s talk extra-terrestrial. The best
effects are for the aliens. Yes, they’re too much of a grey-scale color, but
they’re a decent mix of cool and frightening. Although I’m also not convinced
that they are capable of wiping humanity out. Like if you make a noise in A
Quiet Place, uh, yuh dead. But I digress. As for the rest of the effects,
they’re passable. Like if this was 2013, the effects would even look good. But
as it stands, the green screen usage is iffy. Speaking as the designated
expert, I think the issue is the fact that you have the real elements, and then
you distinctly have fake elements. And they don’t blend well. I’ll give 2
examples of where it worked extremely well. 1917 won the Oscar for
visual effects. Yes, it has the whole single shot feel to it, but it’s a
realistic war film. Where are the effects? All over, actually. But the visual
effect assets are photorealistic and blend right into the shot that you don’t
give them a second thought ever, and that’s why it won the Oscar. Something you
can compare to more would be The Mandalorian. That show is a trailblazer
in projecting the visual backgrounds and lighting right on set. But in order to
achieve this, in the foreground they still have real props that they match up,
so you can never tell where the real stuff ends and where the fake stuff
begins.
If you’re expecting a thriller that
makes you think like a Christopher Nolan film, you might be disappointed. But
if you’re looking for a neat sci-fi concept with a mix of action and comedy
more like Edge of Tomorrow, you’ll enjoy yourself. It’s not as good and
the plot isn’t as sound, but this film is still entertaining. It still feels
like it’s a third or fourth draft of a script, and not quite a final draft
where it all comes together seamlessly. But if you shut your mind off and enjoy
the movie for what it is, it’s entertaining! And if you have Prime, you get to
stream this blockbuster for free. So treat yourself to some Pratt, aliens, and
a care-free good time.
In
Brief:
- I just watched Black Widow. -Sigh- Oh how wonderful you are, Scarlett Johansson. Great cast, decent action. It’s a fitting story and film overall. Not perfect or exactly a standout Marvel film, but it’s pretty good.
- What I’m considering for my next review: A Stephen King classic with lots of heart and an engrossing cast.
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