Bird Box

 

Gillipedia Official Rating: Please don’t bring back the Bird Box challenge

Score: 6/10

          Bird Box is ultimately fine. There’s nothing egregious about it. But it does frustrate me in ways that I’ll discuss, and it also has the unfortunate circumstance of releasing after A Quiet Place and inevitably drawing the comparisons of being that movie except you can’t see instead of speak. It’s really more like M. Night Shymalan’s The Happening but better. Where the aforementioned film has people killing themselves for smelling the roses, Bird Box has people commit suicide after seeing some “creatures”.

          The film begins with a tense situation where our hero, Sandra Bullock’s Malorie, tells her 2 kids that they have to make a journey down a river blindfolded. It’s a fun premise, sets the tone appropriately, and introduces us to our main character in what feels like a post-apocalyptic setting. And it’s just enough of a tease for when it flashes back 5 years to Bullock pregnant and talking with her sister Jessica—played by Sarah Paulson—about mass suicides happening across Europe. During a prenatal visit at the hospital, the mysteries from the East have suddenly made their way over to the U.S., and Malorie and Jessica frantically start driving back while chaos ensues around them. Jessica is presented as the level-headed sister while Malorie doesn’t appear to have taken to the role of an expectant mother yet. But when Jessica’s eyes appear to simultaneously glow yet appear blank, she rambles about their mother and drives their car into incoming traffic. Malorie gives her best efforts to stop this episode, but the car crashes, Malorie escapes, and she manages to get people inside a house to let her in.

          This sets up the main focus of the story. We’re introduced to many characters in a classic apocalyptic setting now together all trying to survive. But as their story continues, it periodically flashes forward to Malorie and her 2 kids on the river; we assume we know the fate of everyone in the house, but there’s still the intrigue of what happens next and the hope that we as an audience want things to end well in both timelines—although we both know that’s more than likely not the outcome. So that’s the goal of the movie: make us care about the characters in the house knowing full well that all except Malorie and her unborn child most likely won’t make it. Oh, and before we talk about this more, I do need to address that on the river, Malorie calls the kids “Boy” and “Girl”. While I can see this as something you can get away with in a book, it feels hollow and too sharp from Malorie. Anyway, keep reading this review, People.

          The characters in the house are my biggest frustration with the film. We have all the stereotypes at this party: two young adults who are horny because they’re young, a sweet old lady, the grumpy old man who wants everyone off his lawn, a comedic relief, and the charming and caring romantic interest. Oh, and there’s also BD Wong who doesn’t fit any mold actually and isn’t actually trying to genetically mutate a giant dino for the literal, what would it be, 5^th film. Soon afterward, there’s a knocking at the door, and a young, sweet pregnant woman joins their crew as well.

          There’s some scenes with genuine tension like when they run out of supplies and take a car to the supermarket (they cleverly use GPS and detection systems on the car since they black out the windows) and back on the river when a crazy man encourages them to open their eyes. But since it’s proven that if they don’t look out at the open world they’re fine, some other scenes’ tension feels more manufactured. I do have to compare this to A Quiet Place. Yes, I understand the novel Bird Box is based off was released prior to A Quiet Place; however, I can still compare the quality of story and filmmaking and not run into the debate of originality between the two. But I digress. Whereas John Krasinski’s film introduces the malevolent creatures in the opening scene, we never see the creatures of this film. The rules feel more defined and it’s interesting to see how the characters in A Quiet Place have adapted to survive. Bird Box puts less emphasis on their vague creatures and focuses more on the characters. But that does put the mindset of, “Okay, just don’t look outside,” in my mind; plus, I didn’t find the Bird Box characters well fleshed out—which is central to the success. You learn a little about the creatures and their effects and how it affects the outside world, but it honestly isn’t as compelling as A Quiet Place.

          I see what Bird Box was going for, and all in all, it’s entertaining. The latter half is better with the focus being on Malorie, Boy, Girl, and the love interest Tom. John Malkovich plays a pretty decent role, and Lil Rel Howery is obviously the comedic relief. While I find A Quiet Place a true masterpiece in its execution of horror, Bird Box has some solid moments as well as more phoned in portions. But if you take it compared to The Happening, it’s basically what that movie could’ve been. If you haven’t watched it yet, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it enough. But for those that have already seen it, I have a feeling if you go back to it, you’ll see where I’m coming from in it not being as complete a film as it wants to be. Oh, and it took the birds thing from War of the Worlds. Sorry about it.