What Even is Swiss Army Man

Last time we ventured into the strange SyFy world infested with sharks roaming around in tornadoes minding their own business, probably reading newspapers or something-- unless they’re hammerheads because that would be really difficult for them. ANYways, we are going from the strange and unknown to the even stranger and more unknown.

I recently watched Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; both are unbelievably strange, even surreal (especially Mind), and both very well done and refined and entertaining. I won’t say tonight’s movie is more entertaining, but I will say it certainly is stranger. Harry Potter meets Brian Wilson-- we’re somehow reviewing Swiss Army Man.

If you watched the trailer, that gives you a good, brief overview of the absurdity that takes place. Paul Dano is stranded on an island and is about to commit suicide when a body washes ashore. It’s a dead Daniel Radcliffe, but as soon as Dano returns to trying to hang himself, the weird starts happening. Perhaps it’s just his imagination, more likely it’s a hallucination from his starvation, but Radcliffe’s body starts acting in only the ways the writers could think up while I assume certainly intoxicated. There’s certainly a very juvenile aspect to his motorboat farts and regurgitated water, but enough is done to provide ample laughter that doesn’t die down as much as I first assumed it would.

Dano realizes he has a chance to get back to civilization with the multi-purpose titular Radcliffe body, and this is the thread to propel the story. But if all you get or all you assume you’ll get from the movie is physical comedy with a simple story of trying to return from the wilderness, then you sir aren’t looking deeply at all.

As he returns back to life, Radcliffe is hilariously rude and ignorant because he doesn’t remember society at all, so Dano begins teaching him. The topics of family, friends, girls, etc. is all light-hearted and fun, and it also provides the time to reflect on Dano and how he himself never totally fit in with society to begin with. It brings about a little more existential problems, and adds a couple threads to story. It’s not the most developed and it doesn’t have to be because that’s not what the movie is. And anybody who has seen the film can and will agree with me that there’s no way to say what exactly this movie is.

Dano is charming, but the gold star goes to the derpy-smiling Daniel Radcliffe. His childish antics never loses wit and lust as he determinedly wants to learn the ways of society and how to be happy. It’s surprisingly funny and endlessly charming, but it is also so incredibly strange and that is a huge reason why it never really went to mainstream theaters-- it just doesn’t have that kind of audience. Really I think it’s much more individual-based on who would like the film.

I will end with the ending (no spoilers, don’t worry). I’ve heard complaints about how it ends, and the more I have thought it through, the more I am willing to defend it. The movie ending any other way just wouldn’t be fitting strangely enough. It’s a jigsaw piece that doesn’t match any puzzle, yet it fits in with this film. Truthfully, the only question this movie will have you asking at the end will be, “What did I just watch?” Take that as you may, whatever I watched, I actually enjoyed it.
I could do reviews on the aforementioned films near the top, but we’ll see. I also definitely plan on watching Jason Bourne,so there could be a review related to that in some way.